Showing posts with label Posted By Quintessential Kas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Posted By Quintessential Kas. Show all posts

Sunday, April 19, 2009

KASANOVA INSIGHT 30: KEYS TO MY INSECURTIES

Keys to my Insecurities:
Can't get in
Just lost the keys to my insecurities
Can't get it
With Only one way to get it rite It leaves
So many ways to go wrong
So do I stop?
Cause it feels like I been waiting too long
Humming
The lyrics to eternities song
Equipped wit hidden etiquette
How can my forever be ending
This quick
So I gotta savor every second on the clock
Hiding behind labels
So you only see the face view
What I'm going to do when the lights don't glow the same
Using
My pores stained by the fragrance of not having
My biggest dreams nightmared by my imagining
But, fantasizing isn't having it

Friday, April 10, 2009

Love Is Just A Fairy Tale.

Every time I write ... close your eyes and listen to your heart beat dead ass, It's mad weird..I Don't Know... here it goes.  


I give you my all but it never leaves you satisfied
I showed you things that erased away your virgin eyes
Just cause I ain't make it yet you think I'm not good enough
Go sight seeing... I promise your gonna see
I  am a shooting star that hasn't reached its peak yet
On my way to take it there ...trying to set my future
I could have it all ... but tell me what the price is
I can't sell my soul ... it's priceless
Now, you can't afford patience
It will cost you later
So I right a blank check, hope that you wait there
(Pause)
That's my heart beat
(Pause)
That's My heart beat
(Pause)
Listen to my heart speak
(Pause)
He doesn't even skip beats
(Pause)
When you see my heart think
(Pause)
Swearing, my chest is see through
(Pause)
He beats slow
(Pause)
Yeah, it's just my heart beat
(Pause)
But love is just a fairy tale, 
So you will never hear my heart speak

Kas T.V. Morning Special.

Instructions on how to brush like Kas.
Divide the hair into 8 sections. (Preferably use a soft brush.) 
NO GREASE!
Start off with the top. (Brush 50 times straight)
Then top middle right.  (Brush 50 times straight)
Then the top right. (Brush 50 times straight)
Back right side. (Brush 50 times straight)
Back middle. (Brush 50 times straight)
Back left side. (Brush 50 times straight)
Then Back to the top, top left. (Brush 50 times straight)
Then the top middle left again. (Brush 50 times straight)


Thursday, March 19, 2009

Cabs Are NOT For Black Men!

So have you ever wanted to feel and look like a middle age white man? Dressed in a suit and carrying a briefcase? Well, I don't fit the description and never will. While trying to catch a cab on the corner of Fulton and Nostrand I faced the dilemma. No cab driver wanted to stop for me or my friends. Being that my friends had a darker complexion than I, I figured that I'd have better luck. Umm umm ummm...there wasn't a cab around that would pick us up. All though I am proud of my skin color and heritage, I figured out this was the worst time to be a young black man on a Friday night trying to catch a cab. So after waiting trying and failing for 25 minutes we finally met a good samaritan. Then, I realized he was a dick head like everyone else and asked us for the money first. SHAKE MY FUCKIN' HEAD! Are you fucking serious? I paid a thousand dollars just for my coat, you think I am going to just skip a cab fare? So, I finally endured what the entire male black race experiences at one point in their life. All these stereo types and shit sucks, definitely blowing mine. it sucks! So I will go car shopping again tomorrow so I won't be subjected to this IGNORANCE!

Funny Shit

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Welcome to Kasanova's Deli!


Hi, Meet Kas, Nice to meet you. How are you? I am fine, and you? Niceeeeee.....Everything is real nice...thanks for coming. I want to start by welcoming you. I am new to this blog thing but I believe that this will be a way that I can reach out. I will bring forth insight, music, soulful thoughts, updates on parties, performances,a little bit about my life and more. I network, I get around, thats what I do.


ANY ASPIRING RAPPERS, SINGERS, WRITERS, DANCERS, DJs, OR ANYBODY LOOKING FOR EXPOSURE, CONTACT ME, KAS && WE WILL HELP PROMOTE YOU, YOUR TALENT, && SO ON. THIS IS WHAT I DO.  KAS TELEVISION IS COMING SOON WITH EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS, COMEDY SKETCHES && ME BEING MYSELF. BE PART OF THE MOVEMENT OR WATCH IT PASS YOU. JOIN MY CONGLOMERATE. EMAIL US @ quintessentialkas@gmail.com